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Here's your laugh of the day, Pam!

This bizarre translation of a February 5 Journal Article just turned up.  I have no idea what language this got translated into that resulted in a re-translation back to English that went so horribly wrong, but it gives us some new, descriptive words to have fun with :-)

For instance:

AEP's John Amos plant is described as, "a coal-fired boar іn St. Albans."

And speaking of AEP, their new name is, "American Thrilling Potential."

PJM is, "a informal classification concerned wіth credentials stirring grids."

You may now refer to me as, "anti-PATH romantic Keryn Newman."

But it wouldn't be nice to refer to Chuck Penn of Dominion as, "retard Penn wіth Province."

Maybe that's because he described MSD's problem as, "thеrе′s a complicated bucket οn thе existent line,"

And about PATH, "PATH іѕ a due high-voltage appetite delivery line thаt, іf authorized аnԁ completed, wουƖԁ rυn approximately 275 miles frοm a coal-fired boar іn St. Albans tο Kemptown, Md., channel раrtѕ οf West Virginia – including Jefferson County – аѕ good аѕ Virginia аnԁ Maryland.  Thе plan іѕ a corner try between Allegheny Energy аnԁ American Thrilling Potential. PATH hаѕ a projected іn-service date οf Jun 1, 2015, аnԁ a projected cost οf $2.1 billion, according tο PJM Interconnection, whісh іѕ a informal classification concerned wіth credentials stirring grids."

What's your favorite line?


 


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Da Hillbilly
04/14/2011 2:57pm

LMAO - anti-PATH romantic Keryn newman ... I think my favorite line would have to be ... "there's a complicated bucket on the exsistent line." Lord knows we have heard so much about these "buckets" from Allegheny, it's about time we finally know where the "buckets" are. I can just picture a huge power-line stretching across miles and miles of peoples property with their damned "buckets" dangling willy nilly from them. That's where they keep putting all my money (and yours) ... it's in them "buckets."

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Keryn
04/14/2011 4:25pm

LOL - the buckets! But I never heard Dominion talk about using buckets... they treated us like big kids when they spoke to us.

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Pam
04/14/2011 5:35pm

Hardy har har. Thanks for the laugh, I just now read this so it's a nice way to end the day. And I bet those buckets have holes in em where our money goes and falls out so more money has to be put in to try to fill them buckets. Kind of like that song, there's a hole in the bucket dear Lizzy dear Lizzy, there's a hole in the bucket, dear Lizzy a hole.

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JustMe
04/14/2011 7:04pm

HILL!!!! I was thinking the exact same thing. I could just see little baldy nerd getting excited for the only time as he gesticulated about the buckets!!!!

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Bucket List
04/15/2011 6:56am

1. Get bucket.

2. Stuff it full of rate payer money.

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