<![CDATA[ StopPATH WV - StopPATH WV Blog]]>Fri, 06 Jun 2025 16:45:11 -0700Weebly<![CDATA[FirstEnergy Transmission Open House]]>Thu, 05 Jun 2025 15:15:37 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/firstenergy-transmission-open-house
Ever feel like the filling in a tuna sandwich?  The "stuff" inside an Oreo?  Well, that's exactly what you are if you're on the Jefferson County section of PJM's 502 Junction to Goose Creek transmission project.  We're being sandwiched between NextEra's MARL on the western side, and FirstEnergy's Gore-Doubs-Goose Creek project on the eastern side.  We're the one remaining area without any maps or information.  Apparently we're being saved for last because we're the ones FirstEnergy is most worried about.  We're the ones who are supposed to remain compliant and in the dark because FirstEnergy has not given us any notice.  Well, wake up folks, this is your notice!
FirstEnergy has finally emerged from their bat cave to disseminate public information about the eastern half of the project.  As I told you several weeks ago, FirstEnergy is calling the eastern half of MARL the melodious Gore-Doubs-Goose Creek project.  You can continue to call it MARL if you like.  It doesn't matter what you call it, as long as you don't call it late for the financial incentives buffet (haw, haw, haw).

But, FirstEnergy is only willing to share information about the Maryland part of its project, and says it wants to file an application with the Maryland PSC by the end of the year.

Despite PJM's empty promises about "using existing rights of way" for eastern MARL, FirstEnergy is planning to expand existing easements and acquire more property.
While the project is mainly using existing rights-of-way, there are “some limited areas” where the rights-of-way will have to be expanded to accommodate new transmission structures, according to the fact sheet.
Fact sheet?  What fact sheet?  Maybe it's on their website?  What website?  The only information you're going to get is going to be in person at the ONE and ONLY "Open House" FirstEnergy is holding for this project.

A public information session on the project is scheduled for June 11 from 6 to 8 p.m. at the Upper Montgomery County Volunteer Fire Department in Beallsville.


This is your only chance to get information.  Be there.

Meanwhile FirstEnergy continues to slink around, approaching landowners with predatory proposals before giving them complete information about the project.
Potomac Edison has “approached a handful of property owners in those areas (a mix of commercial or privately owned, undeveloped land) to discuss obtaining those easements for fair market compensation.”

Right now, Potomac Edison is conducting “preconstruction activities” along the transmission rights-of-way, according to the project fact sheet.

Company employees might be seen driving or walking the properties where the rights-of-way are, taking measurements, placing boundary flags, and gathering soil or vegetation samples.
Don't just sit there.  Do something!
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<![CDATA[Federal Energy Regulation Takes a Turn for the Worse]]>Thu, 05 Jun 2025 14:28:30 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/federal-energy-regulation-takes-a-turn-for-the-worseFor the past 4 years, consumers have had someone looking out for them at the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission.  FERC Commissioner Mark Christie, most recently Chair of the Commission, never forgot who he was working for.  He never forgot that regulation serves to protect the captive consumers of monopoly utilities.

​The American Bar Association defines regulation like this:
For all these regulatory purposes, the legal lodestar is the regulatory statute. Most regulatory statutes tell regulators to act “in the public interest.” This command implies a statutory judgment—that absent regulation’s constraints and inducements, private behavior will diverge from the public interest; that whether the market structure is monopolistic or competitive, universal, reliable, safe utility service at reasonable rates won’t happen by itself. Effective regulation therefore aims to align private behavior with the public interest.  Regulation defines standards for performance, then assigns consequences, positive and negative, for that performance. The common purpose of all regulation is performance.
It used to be that regulation was a specialized skill practiced by experienced regulators.  But all that seems to have been chucked aside in the past 20 years as politics invades the regulatory realm.  There should never be politics in regulation because politics are not necessarily in the public interest.  However, when you let politicians nominate and/or appoint regulators, you may just end up with more powerful politicians.  And sometimes, you end up with special interests in regulator seats, where they regulate in the interest of corporations or special interest ideology.  

And then there was Commissioner Christie, who always did the right thing, because it was the right thing to do.

One of the more memorable things is his famous PATH rant at the December 2023 Commission meeting.  Begin at minute 13:48 and watch for about 5 minutes until he's finished.
And then there was his recent dissent on Valley Link's request for financial incentives.

And then there was the time he wanted to open up an investigation of PJM's cost allocation for data center transmission lines.

Commissioner Christie has both surprised and delighted this long-time FERC watcher.  I can truthfully say that he is the BEST Commissioner FERC has had in the almost two decades I've been doing this.  I remember how much he terrified me the first time I encountered him in full poker face, sitting on a stage at an SCC public hearing for the PATH transmission project.  But that was a different time and a different me.

So, why this dirge?  
The White House on Monday said it was nominating Laura Swett, an energy attorney at Vinson & Elkins, to take the seat held by Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Chairman Mark Christie.

Christie’s term expires June 30, although he can remain in his seat through this Congressional session, which typically ends around the end of the year.

The move to replace Christie appears to have been a surprise. “I learned this evening from a media inquiry that Pres. Trump has appointed Laura Swett to replace me when my term expires,” he said on social media. “I congratulate Laura and wish her the best.”

Christie said he would remain at FERC for a few weeks after June 30 to help get key orders out.
Imagine that after a long career of service you find out you're fired when a reporter calls you for a quote?  He deserved much better than this (finally something I can agree with former FERC gadfly Neil Chatterjee about).

I hope Commissioner Christie deals with this the same unique way he's carried out his term at FERC.  Maybe instead of jumping right into private practice as some white shoe law firm's FERC whisperer, Christie might just retire.  I mean really retire.  Enjoy life.  Do all those things on his bucket list.

If not, I'm sure he'll do good wherever he goes next.

​So, what's next for FERC?  Laura Swett, who currently works for one of those white shoe law firms after a brief stint being an advisor at FERC.  That revolving door is spinning away.

It's kind of like being given a handful of poison berries instead of the M&M's you're used to eating.

Why did someone think it was a good idea to replace an experienced regulator who works in the public interest with a corporate attorney?  Is there anyone left at the Commission who knows that they are working for consumers?
FERC's Mission: Assist consumers in obtaining reliable, safe, secure, and economically efficient energy services at a reasonable cost through appropriate regulatory and market means, and collaborative efforts.
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<![CDATA[West Virginians Could Pay More than $440M for New Transmission Lines]]>Fri, 30 May 2025 17:37:34 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/west-virginians-could-pay-more-than-440m-for-new-transmission-lines
A new study released May 29 found that West Virginia electric consumers will pay hundreds of millions of dollars for new transmission lines ordered by regional grid operator PJM Interconnection to export power produced in West Virginia to new data centers in Northern Virginia. The study was performed by Cathy Kunkel, an energy consultant with the Institute for Energy Economics and Financial Analysis (IEEFA).

The study focuses on the proposed 500kV MidAtlantic Resiliency Link and the 765kV Valley Link transmission projects that are planned by PJM to cross Jefferson County, but have not yet been permitted or constructed. If approved by the West Virginia Public Service Commission, the projects will increase electric bills in the state by more than $440M, according to IEEFA.

"The possibility that West Virginia ratepayers will be paying over $440 million to subsidize Virginia's insane energy policies highlights the ludicrous nature of our regional energy transmission system. Mountaineers should not pay for Virginia's decision to eliminate their coal and natural gas plants. West Virginia needs to keep our energy to build our economy, not Virginia's. If Virginia wants to change it's policies and buy coal and natural gas, we'd be happy to sell them as much as they can afford. Our beautiful state should not see ugly transmission lines forced upon us to power Virginia data centers”, said West Virginia Delegate Bill Ridenour, R–Jefferson, after reviewing the study.

The transmission lines were proposed as a fix for rapidly growing electricity demand for new data centers in Northern Virginia, according to local transmission expert Keryn Newman, who likened the new lines to enormous electric extension cords for the data centers that don’t provide any benefit to West Virginians and instead scar our landscape, take our property, and send us the bill.

“New transmission lines crossing West Virginia to export our electricity to data centers in Virginia are going to cost West Virginians at least $440M in increased electric bills at a time when they can least afford it. We need to keep our electricity here, working to empower West Virginia’s economy and its citizens. We can’t afford these new transmission extension cords,” said Newman.

Mary Gee, a resident of Summit Point whose land and home may be taken to make way for the new transmission lines is troubled by the IEEFA report. 

“It’s bad enough that my family may lose our home of 20 years, but to be forced to pay for that destruction through higher electric bills is salt in the wound,” she said.

More information about the IEEFA Study. 

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<![CDATA[Somebody Ought To Do Something About That...]]>Thu, 29 May 2025 15:13:53 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/somebody-ought-to-do-something-about-that
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Marilyn O'Bannon and her family on their Missouri farm. Marilyn is in the back row just above the word "For".
Instead of waiting around for someone else to save you, sometimes you have to be that "someone" that steps up.  I met Marilyn more than than a decade ago, right around the time she tried to attend the information meeting at the ABB plant in her story below.  Since that time, Marilyn has become an informed and effective advocate for landowners impacted by the Grain Belt Express project (still unbuilt after more than a dozen years).  Not only has she lead the charge to battle the project on all fronts, she's also served a term as a County Commissioner for Monroe County, Missouri, along the way.

Marilyn is one of my heroes because she's dedicated and fearless.  Here's her story about how she stepped up to the job of leading a transmission opposition group simply because it was the right thing to do (and the only thing for her to do).

Don't wait for some other hero to come along.  The hero in your story is YOU!
This is the story of Marilyn O'Bannon from Monroe County, Missouri.  She didn't see herself as becoming an advocate.  She was just doing what needed to be done.  Here, in her own words, are her thoughts and feelings that guided her incredible journey.  Marilyn continues to fight on.
My story
by Marilyn O'Bannon

 
The day I was informed Grain Belt Express (GBE) merchant transmission had a proposed route to cross our family’s farms, it struck an emotion in me that I had never experienced.   I first thought if I’m just finding out about this project, then others need to know as well.  After searching for information on Google, my emotion immediately changed to anger as how could this happen in our county without people knowing about it?  Within minutes I called my US Representative, Sam Graves.  His legislative assistant informed me Rep. Graves was aware of project and there were constituents in favor of the project.  I was asked to get more information and call back.  I next called my State District Representative, Jim Hansen.  Rep. Hansen had more information on the project, informing me that Grain Belt representatives and lobbyists had been at the state Capitol asking for support of the project.  This was my first contact ever with Rep. Hansen, and he let me know he was not comfortable with the project and said he was willing to support Monroe County landowners.
 
After these initial calls, I felt overwhelmed realizing this was worse than I thought, especially after discovering the company, Clean Line, was planning to file an application with the PSC in March, and it was mid-December.  My younger son, said “Mom, you have to do something.”  I thought, what?  This actually motivated me—yes, do something!  I told my son, let’s visit the county commissioners as soon as possible.  A couple of days later, my son and I showed up unannounced to meet with the commissioners.  My thought previous to speaking with the three commissioners (men), was I need to let them know about this horrible project that is proposed to go through our county because they should do something.  As soon as I told them what I had learned, they smiled and said they had been meeting with Clean Line/GBE for almost two years, and that the county was going to receive a lot of tax revenue from the project.  I asked if they had verified that information, and they looked surprised and said well that is what project owner Clean Line's (CL) representatives told them.  I asked several more questions they couldn’t answer and then was told I should contact Adhar Johnson (from CL), she is really nice and good looking.  They gave me her number.  I reiterated that I could not believe I knew nothing about his project, and the commissioners told me, “you should have gone to the open house last summer.” I said what Open House?  CL had told commissioners all of the landowners were invited to the open house and the commissioners attended.  I asked if they saw any landowners on the proposed route at the open house, got a blank stare, then they recalled one landowner there and they thought he supported the project.  I said I can’t imagine why anyone would support a project like this.  Then one of the commissioners said, “you will get paid well for the easement.”  I replied it’s in the middle of our fields, no amount of money would be enough and asked, “would you want this line in the middle of your farm?”  The commissioner looked down and said no.   I told the commissioners it was evident more information was needed about the project, and I would be back the next week to see if they were able to verify the tax revenue and other project details.  I said I would try to call Adhar Johnson and report back.  

Following this meeting, I contacted several close neighbors and discovered no one was aware of the GB project.   I quickly became more motivated to get some answers and get all of the folks on the proposed route contacted.  My son recalled in a recent visit to his in-laws in northwest Missouri, he saw signs with words Block Grain Belt Express.  I contacted his in-laws to get contact information on Block Grain Belt Express.   I was able to get in contact with someone who was leading opposition of GBE for the past six months.  I returned to visit with the county commission, and discovered the commissioners were not able to verify the $800,000 tax revenue for the county that Clean Line representatives had told them.  Again, the commissioners seemed to think this project was good for the county and I stated there should have been a meeting organized by them in Paris, Missouri, the county seat.  I learned the commissioners had signed a letter giving support for the project.  
 
I knew at this point action must be taken.  I needed to rally support and get a meeting organized inviting all of the folks on the proposed route, neighbors nearby the route, county and state officials, and even our consolidated electric manager.  It’s now just after the first of January and I needed to get a meeting set up quickly.  After calling our local community center, I was informed they would not charge rent for the space.  Dividing the route in thirds, I contacted a landowner on the east end of the route and another landowner to the west, with myself taking the middle, to contact as many of the landowners as possible.  I sent information and the date of the meeting January 25th, to be distributed.  Local newspapers were contacted to inform of the meeting, and I started having conversations with Northwest Missouri opposition—what support!  They had signs and had already been working on lists of landowners to the south and east of them to begin informational meetings.  I think we both were overjoyed to connect the state.  Block GBE-Missouri had been getting advice and support from Block GBE-Illinois.  Joining this network gave the direction I was needing to focus efforts on opposition.  I invited Block GBE to our January meeting in Madison and they were happy to give a presentation and provide information for opposing such as how to contact Missouri PSC.  Prior to the meeting planned in January, I gathered about a dozen neighbors to meet with County Commissioners to let them know they were not aware of GBE, they were opposing the project, and asked the commissioners to rescind their support of the project.  The number in attendance made a huge difference in the attitude of the commissioners and they stated they would attend the meeting in Madison later in January, and also stated they would rescind their support of GBE. 
 
Prior to the meeting in January, I kept working to be more informed about the project to be able to have information for landowners planning to attend.   I was starting a contact list of landowners and folks interested in property rights, and emailing updates on a regular basis.  
 
The meeting was a huge success.  Close to a hundred in attendance.  Russ Pisciotta and his wife, (Block Grain Belt Express-Missouri) from northwest Missouri, gave an excellent presentation.  Strategies going forward were discussed and it was clear the opposition was growing as more people were getting informed and communicated with regularly by email and Facebook.  Two of the County Commissioners attended the meeting, and shared they were rescinding their support of the GBE project.   It was at this meeting that I was informed GBE was planning a media event in a few days in Jefferson City at the ABB plant.  This event was invitation only, but since the county clerk shared it with me, I decided to go and took three other volunteers with me.  Just to park, clearance was needed.  At the door, I was directed to a desk to check-in.  After I checked in, I was immediately swarmed by a few people who asked who I was and why was I there.  I learned quickly two of them were Mark Lawlor, GBE project manager and Adhar Johnson (the nice girl from CL).  Adhar threw her arms in front of me telling me to leave.  I stated I was there as a stakeholder and to learn, not to give any trouble.  Adhar yelled at me, stating you are a landowner and we are not ready to talk with you.  Immediately, this got the attention of the plant manager.  Adhar told him I should leave.  I explained it looked like a lot of people were in attendance, however most were senators and representatives.  He listened to GBE representatives complain about my attendance, and I said innocently, I’ve done nothing to these people.  The ABB manager apologized, telling me to leave.  At that point, I asked if could use the restroom before leaving. Adhar stated don’t let her.  Politely, the manager said he would escort me to restroom.  I was polite, as well, and as I was being escorted, I asked the manager if he did not notice their disrespect.  In fact, I got the manager’s business card and followed up with a letter of my appreciation for the bathroom break and the disrespect I received. 
 
Leaving that encounter with GBE, I was discouraged.  I called John Cauthorn (past state Senator), before leaving the parking lot and reported the treatment.  He asked me what I was going to do and I said, “go home.”   He said no, “go to the Capitol, stop anyone who will listen to you and tell them about GBE.”    
I’m thinking I’ve never done this before, I don’t know what I’m doing?  It’s 10 am, sure maybe we can stop by the Capitol and see how it goes.  This is when the activism kicked in gear.  We went from office to office, getting either appointments or catching a rep or senator to listen to us.  We were told to see office of Economic Development which we did and also see Senator Rupp who was scheduled for an appointment to the PSC in April.  One of the persons with me said his son hunts with Senator Rupp, so we had our connection.   Activism and Advocacy full force.  I think we left the Capitol around 4 or later that day.  My sister-in-law called me to ask how it was going and I said I think we need a lawyer.  Since she lived in Jefferson City, she said let me check into this.  Later that day, she called me with a name of an attorney, who by the way, just completed serving on PSC.  The next day, a meeting was scheduled with attorney.  We were just getting started.
Legislation was filed in next several weeks, and along with support of Block Grain Belt Express-Missouri, landowners were organized to make regular trips to the Capitol to promote the first House Bill which would not give the authority of eminent domain to a merchant transmission private, for-profit company.
 
Advice: Talk to your neighbors, relatives and friends.  Ask for help.  Organize an email list of contacts and follow-up with regular communication.  Work on leads.  People may know someone who will help, then accept any help they will give.  It’s a small world, someone always knows a person with background or expertise, and there are unknown connections you will find once you start reaching out.  As a point of contact, you can disseminate information to others.  Use social media.  
 
 
Become informed and connect with those who may have influence.  In our case, Missouri Farm Bureau, and other ag organizations:  Cattlemen’s, Corn Grower’s, Soybean Association, Pork and Sheep Producers.   Meet with legislators.  They may disagree with you, but keep them informed of your efforts.  
 
It doesn’t matter if you have never done anything like this before.  It’s your property, don’t let some company run over you. 
 
You don’t need a background in energy, find someone who does.  Be the communicator and stay in contact with those who want to help your cause.  You may be asked to be interviewed.  Step up.  If not you—who?   Reporters may edit your comments, but continue to speak out.
 
 
Focus on your constitutional rights!  
 
Be relentless, don’t give up.  It’s easy to find reasons to not get involved.  But for me, if I had to live with a project crossing my family, neighbors and friends’ farms, and chose to do nothing that was not an option.  
 
The base of my motivation has been my father saying, “work to do all you can, never give up until you know you have done everything possible.”  And, my close friend who said to me, “God does not call the equipped, He equips the called”
 
The journey may be long, like nearly 12 years and counting, but the connections with folks along the way, is a gift.  I still have a simple message from one I met early in 2014, “We will prevail!”
 
Find your motivation.  Are you like me?—I wondered for years how did something happen without my knowledge, then complained.   I would have never envisioned myself as an activist, but I could not stand by for this wrongdoing.  You can’t fight all the battles.  I’m passionate about my family, and want a world that is safe and secure for my grandchildren.  
 
My passion for property rights continues to grow, not waver.  At this point, it looks like we will never be done, but that only continues to motivate me.  I have been fortunate to work with some brilliant people, who I can call on for help.  Find your smart people, then do your work.  
 
These are some quotes that always lift my spirits:
 
“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.”  -- Margaret Mead
 

"Try your best, then you can let that thing go and try something else. Just be sure to finish what you start. See it all the way through, and don't give up so easily.” ― Queen Latifah
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<![CDATA[Checking NextEra's Math]]>Thu, 22 May 2025 15:36:30 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/checking-nexteras-math
NextEra Energy Transmission MidAtlantic, designated entity for the MidAtlantic Resiliency Link, or MARL, project recently announced its Actual Net Revenue Requirement and Annual True-up Meeting.  The meeting will be held on June 12 at 3:30 p.m. and probably won't last more than an hour (depending on how many questions you ask).   Interested parties can attend via Webex or telephone.  NextEra requests that you répondez s'il vous plaît, but it's not required.  See meeting notice linked above.

An interested party is defined in NextEra's Formula Rate Protocols (PJM OATT Attachment H-33-A). 
"For purposes of these protocols, the term Interested Party includes, but is not limited to, customers under the PJM Tariff, state utility regulatory commissions, consumer advocacy agencies, and state attorneys general."  If you pay an electric bill in the PJM region, NextEra's transmission costs are flowing through into your bill and therefore you are an interested party by definition.  This issue has been litigated before FERC many times and FERC has emphatically found every time that consumers are interested parties.

At the meeting, NextEra will be presenting its Formula Rate Update to true up its estimated 2024 revenue requirement with its actual expenditures.  It will also be presenting its estimate of its revenue requirement for 2025. 

What's a revenue requirement?  It's the total amount NextEra gets to collect from ratepayers in the PJM region for each year.  Once NextEra calculates its revenue requirement, PJM collects that amount from responsible load serving entities (LSE -- the company that actually sends you your bill).  The LSE in turn collects the transmission rate from you in your bill.  This is how the costs of new transmission get included in your monthly electric bill.

NextEra will NOT be discussing or entertaining any questions about its transmission projects.  This meeting is ONLY about NextEra's transmission formula rates.

What's a formula rate?  It's a series of mathematical calculations into which the utility plugs certain numbers.  It calculates the utility's annual revenue requirement.  Formula rates take the place of a stated rate, which is a set dollar amount that the utility would collect from its customers.  Instead of a set number, the regulator sets a formula for calculating yearly rates so that there doesn't need to be a full blown rate case every year.  The formula is the rate, not a fixed number.  The revenue requirement can therefore fluctuate from year to year.

Now take a deep breath.  

This is NextEra's formula rate, populated with numbers from 2024.

It's not as hard as it looks.  Each calculation names where the numbers it plugs in come from.  The numbers used come from NextEra's FERC Form No. 1.

The Form No. 1 is an accounting of NextEra Energy Transmission MidAtlantic's finances for 2024 that is organized into various accounts.  If you've ever worked in accounting, or taken an accounting course, you know that an entity's finances are organized into certain accounts that describe each general class of expense.  The list of descriptive accounts for an entity is called its Chart of Accounts.  All utilities regulated by the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission use FERC's Chart of Accounts, called the Uniform System of Accounts (USofA).  Each account listed on the Form No. 1 (and transferred to the formula rate) has a description and rules for its use.  Not every account in the USofA gets transferred to the formula rate template.  Only certain accounts are included in the formula rate.  Other accounts are not included in the rate.  For instance, FERC Account Number 426.4, Expenditures for certain civic, political and related activities, is not included in a formula rate.  That's because those kinds of expenses are not recoverable from ratepayers under FERC's accounting rules.  A utility that chooses to make those kind of expenditures pays for them out of its own funds. 
When a utility does not follow the descriptions and rules, this can happen.

Sometimes, utility accountants accidentally record expenses in an incorrect account.  Not a problem if both accounts are either recoverable or non-recoverable.  However if a non-recoverable expense is accidentally recorded in a recoverable account, it would get transferred to the formula rate and recovered from ratepayers in error.  In that case, the utility must refund that expense to ratepayers.

NextEra will also be discussing its projections for 2025.  These numbers are based on historic averages or company budgets.  The estimated revenue requirement is what will be recovered from ratepayers in 2025.  However, it is just an estimate.  This estimate will be compared with actual 2025 expenses in 2026 (called a true-up) and any overage will be refunded, or any under collection will be wrapped into the next year's rate.  This way, the utility only collects its actual expenditures from ratepayers.

As an interested party, you will be able to ask about specific numbers that are plugged into the formula rate, the accounts included in that line item, and how the actual expenses were classified for accounting purposes.  If the utility cannot provide detailed answers during the meeting, there is a process for interested parties to submit information requests to seek more details about the expenses and/or calculations to make sure that the rate was calculated correctly.  If you are not satisfied with the answer you receive to your question, feel free to ask them how to submit additional written information requests.

Yes, this is heady stuff, but it can be mastered by regular people.  Having an accounting background helps.

You might wonder why this process exists.  Doesn't FERC check NextEra's math when they file their annual revenue requirement?  The answer is NO.  No, they do not.  FERC relies on the entities that pay these rates to examine and question them.  Occasionally FERC may audit some of these utilities, but that's a random process that never looks at every one filed.  Because the formula rate has been determined to be just and reasonable, FERC assumes that the utility that uses it follows all the rules when it fills out the rate template every year.  Therefore, FERC doesn't need to even look at the filings.  They leave that job to you.  You might think that your LSE or your state regulator or other state office reviews these filings for accuracy.  NO.  No, they do not.  Your electric company just pays the bill to PJM and passes these costs on to you.  It doesn't care how much they are.  Your state offices usually don't have the skills or resources to review formula rate filings.  In a lot of cases, they don't understand them at all.  That leaves it up to you...

So, if you want to plunge into NextEra Energy Transmission MidAtlantic's annual transmission revenue requirement to check their math, don't miss the meeting.  It's your first step.
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<![CDATA[FERC Checks the Box]]>Sun, 18 May 2025 18:30:42 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/ferc-checks-the-box
Last week, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission approved financial incentives for the Valley Link "portfolio" and set its formula rate, return on equity, and hypothetical capital structure for settlement and hearing.  That's exactly what I expected they would do, so no surprise there.

It was also no surprise that FERC Chairman Mark Christie wrote a scathing dissent to the approval of incentives.  Financial incentives for transmission projects are so far out of whack that they border on usurious.  No, scratch that, they're way past the border.  FERC's generous award of financial incentives for the Valley Link projects will cost consumers hundreds of millions of dollars in increased transmission rates over Valley Link's expected 40 year life.  Well, if it actually gets built that is.  Even if it never puts a shovel in the ground, ratepayers are still on the hook for hundreds of millions of dollars, thanks to the abandoned plant incentive.  I just hope I'm around long enough to say... I told you so!

Chairman Christie's dissent is worth a read.  He's grown increasingly critical of FERC's incentives policy and desperately wants to change it.  But, he was outvoted 2-1 by two other Commissioners who are fairly recent additions to the Commission.  The fourth Commissioner was MIA on this Order, like she is on many others.  I'm not sure I understand why a sitting Commissioner doesn't participate in a lot of the Orders that are issued, but I'm sure there's a reason.  If only she had participated, I'm sure consumers would have gotten a better deal.

Commissioner Christie compared Valley Link to its predecessor, PATH, and rightly so, since it's the exact same project, in the exact same place, owned by the exact same companies.  Attention must be paid!  However the other two Commissioners that were not around during PATH failed to pay attention, and therefore consumers are doomed to repeat the PATH experience that cost them $250M. 
As Yogi Berra once said, “it’s like déjà vu all over again.”  Once again, a transmission developer asks the Commission to put already hard-pressed consumers on the hook for a laundry list of “incentives.”  And once again, the Commission approves almost all of the list.  As I have said repeatedly over the past four years, it is long past time for this Commission to do its job of protecting consumers by cutting back on its unfair practice of handing out “FERC candy” without any serious consideration of the impact on consumers already struggling to pay monthly power bills. The statute simply does not mandate such lavish generosity to developer interests at the expense of consumers.  As discussed in great detail below, this list of incentives is especially difficult to stomach for consumers in Virginia, Maryland, and West Virginia given the egregious history of the Potomac-Appalachian Transmission Highline (PATH) project, about which I have written many times.
No matter how much Chairman Christie tries to reform a regulatory agency gone amok, he just can't get any traction in today's politicized FERC.  I'm fast running out of patience myself.  Perhaps it's time for Congress to act, since FERC just can't manage to reform its 20 year old incentives policy to comport with the existing statute.  Maybe FERC needs to be called in for a hearing so they can explain themselves to our elected representatives?  Or perhaps we need to get rid of Sec. 219 of the Energy Policy Act in its entirety.  Imagine if utilities could only earn cost plus return on new transmission projects, without any financial "candy" from the all-you-can-eat incentives buffet.  I guarantee you that they would still eagerly line up to build new transmission.  It's how they make money.  Even without incentives, transmission rates are already incredibly generous.  Are you earning 10.9% on your investments lately?  Yeah, me neither.  In fact, while I'm having this dream, how about if we simply eliminate investor owned utilities altogether and make all  utilities public?  No more fat cats, no more bonuses, no more investors, no more outrageous profits paid by Granny in her electric bill.  Just a necessary service paid at cost by struggling consumers.

So, incentives granted.  Water under the bridge.  But, FERC also set the formula rate and its protocols, Valley Link's Return on Equity and its hypothetical capital structure for settlement and hearing.  I will be participating in that so that's all I can say about it until it's over.  See you on the other side.
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<![CDATA[West Virginia Public Service Commission Passes the Buck]]>Wed, 14 May 2025 14:43:18 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/west-virginia-public-service-commission-passes-the-buck
The West Virginia Public Service Commission's mission statement is:
The purpose of the Public Service Commission is to ensure fair and prompt regulation of public utilities; to provide for adequate, economical and reliable utility services throughout the state; and to appraise and balance the interests of current and future utility service customers with the general interest of the state's economy and the interests of the utilities.
However, when a customer filed a general comment with the PSC recently regarding the way FirstEnergy is shirking its duty to provide public information, this is the response she got:
Thank you for contacting the Public Service Commission of West Virginia regarding the transmission line project. We are aware of plans for the proposed transmission line, but have not yet received a filing in this matter. We expect the developer to apply to the PSC for a certificate of convenience and necessity (under code section 24-2-11a) before beginning any construction. Once the PSC receives the application, there will be a public notice (the law requires newspaper publication in counties where the line is proposed to be located) and an opportunity for the public to comment and to file protests and to ask for the PSC to hold a hearing. We encourage you to share your comments once a case has been opened and is available for public input.
The consumer corrected the PSC with this response:
​This section of state code that got amended back in 2010.  It is WV Code §24-2-11a(c) available at this link:  

https://code.wvlegislature.gov/24-2-11A/


It says:  At least thirty business days before the deadline set by the Public Service Commission to file a petition to intervene with regard to the application, the applicant shall serve notice by certified mail to all owners of surface real estate that lie within the preferred corridor of the proposed transmission line. Notice received by a named owner who is the recipient of record of the most recent tax bill that has been issued by the county sheriff's office for a parcel of land at the time of the filing of the application is sufficient notice regarding that parcel for purposes of this subsection.

I have the right to intervene as an impacted citizen. I also have a right to intervene and participate in the case, not just file a comment.
And then the PSC's Director of Communications responded by passing the buck and telling the consumer to go away.
You do have a right, as any citizen does, to ask to intervene in any case before the Commission.
However, in this case, there is no case before the Commission, so therefore we cannot take or act upon your request.
Until the company files a petition seeking our approval of the line, there is no case. That has not been filed by the company.
If such a request is filed, we will be happy to notify you and then you can petition to intervene.
In the meantime, I may suggest you file your protest with the company.
I hope this helps. Please feel free to call me at any time if I can be of assistance.
Aren't there any lawyers at the PSC that can acknowledge that the company has an obligation to notify impacted landowners via certified mail once an application is filed?  That's what the customer was looking for.  She filed a general comment seeking help with the fact that FirstEnergy is approaching landowners to seek Right of Entry on their properties without providing any information about their project.  FirstEnergy has provided no information whatsoever about their project to the impacted communities.  Do impacted landowners have to wait until an application is filed to get basic information about the project and what it intends to do to private property?

Furthermore, a different segment of the same transmission project has absolutely failed to provide effective engagement with other impacted landowners.  NextEra has been holding "Open House" meetings in West Virginia that leave landowners confused and angry.  The meeting setup is loud and confusing.  The maps are not labeled.  The comment cards cannot be filled out later and mailed in.  Attendees cannot have normal conversation with project representatives because they cannot hear what they are saying and answers are non-responsive or misleading.  The company's website is devoid of meaningful explanation or information about this project.

The 500kV MARL project is failing at public engagement on all fronts.

But yet when consumers go to the officials who are supposed to protect them from predatory and outrageous behavior by the public utilities it regulates, they get told their comments cannot be accepted.

In the case of FirstEnergy, impacted landowners and consumers do not even have a contact for the company in order to "file your protest with the company."  Landowners are being preyed upon and nobody is stepping up to protect them.

Keep filing your general comments with the WV PSC, even though they claim they cannot accept them.  And keep a record of your correspondence.  Please forward any refusal of the PSC to accept your comment to your state delegates and senators and ask for their help.    These public servants work for us!

To file a general comment with the WV PSC, go to this link and fill out the form.  Maybe if they receive enough comments about the outrageous behavior of regulated public utilities they will have to do something?

Landowners are not just asking to intervene before an application is filed.  They are commenting on the current process before the application is filed.  Communities deserve an open and transparent process leading up to the filing of an application and they deserve to have their right to information protected by the Public Service Commission.  After all, that is the PSC's mission!

Keep filing your comments with the PSC regarding your concerns with public engagement (or lack thereof).  The PSC has rules that must be followed.  The least it can do is accept and acknowledge your comments about these major transmission projects that have been proposed to cross our state.  Let them know what you think about what's happening now, even if an application has not yet been filed.  Don't let them pass the buck!
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<![CDATA[Letting the Cat Out of the Bag]]>Mon, 12 May 2025 15:11:09 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/letting-the-cat-out-of-the-bag
An out-of-state utility company hoping to build the MidAtlantic Resiliency Link, or MARL, has been telling local elected officials that its project will bring millions of dollars of new tax revenue to county coffers.

But, will it really?  Or is this just a pig in a poke?
A pig in a poke is a thing that is bought without first being inspected, and thus of unknown authenticity or quality. The idiom is attested in 1555:

I wyll neuer bye the pyg in the poke
Thers many a foule pyg in a feyre cloke

I will never buy the pig in the poke
There's many a foul pig in a fair cloak

A "poke" is a sack, so the image is of a concealed item being sold.

Starting in the 19th century, this idiom was explained as a confidence trick where a farmer would substitute a cat for a suckling pig when bringing it to market. When the buyer discovered the deception, he was said to "let the cat out of the bag", that is, to learn of something unfortunate prematurely, hence the expression "letting the cat out of the bag", meaning to reveal that which is secret.
Has anyone bothered to ask the company to show you their math and verify that it actually agrees with the utility tax scheme of your state?  I don't think anyone has.  I've heard that when details are sought, the subject gets changed, or when pressed they say we will find out the details during the state PSC case.  That's magic math, according to one of my elementary school teachers -- where the answer appears out of thin air without showing your work to calculate it.

How ARE utility taxes assessed and paid?  If you don't know, it's time to find out.  There's a whole lot of confusion and nobody at the local county level seems to know.  Don't take some out-of-state company's word about how your own tax system works.  Here's the skinny on how it works in West Virginia...
Although most real and personal property is assessed at the local level by county assessors with county commissions approving the final rates, the Board of Public Works approves the real and personal property values of public utilities whose properties stretch across two or more counties. Rather than have each of the 55 assessors determine the value, the property is appraised and assessed by the Tax Division.
Utility property taxes are not handled by local government.  It's handled by a state office.  Counties have no authority over the rate or the collection of these taxes.  Once the state has assessed these utility taxes, the utilities appeal and negotiate these rates to have the tax lowered.  Once a deal is reached, the state tax office apportions the utility tax it has collected like this:

 "...the value of the property therein of every such owner or operator as valued or assessed hereunder and the relative value of such operating property within each county compared to the value of the total operating property within the state, to be determined upon such factors as the Auditor shall deem proper;".

Bottom line?  Counties have no control over utility taxes on transmission lines and the tax rates can fluctuate.  Counties only get a small portion of what is collected.  Go ahead, check with your county clerk to find out how much utility tax revenue your county received last year, and then figure out how much of that was actually due to electric transmission lines that cross your county.  Maybe you can buy a cup of coffee with it?

So, where did the company get  the numbers it is using to entice local support?  Did they sit down with the West Virginia Board of Public Works and the state tax commissioner and negotiate a deal?  Did they calculate how the value of the utility property will depreciate over the years until it's nothing but salvage?  Did they mention that transmission utilities don't buy real estate, they simply take an easement and the landowner continues paying taxes on his property, including the easement?

I doubt it.


Corporations are old hands at manipulating local governments to believe that there's a pig in their poke, and not a mangy alley cat, when the corporation is selling new development projects to us "locals."  And so they have developed a computer program to help them out that would make P.T. Barnum proud.  But, instead of calling it something fitting like "Circus Sideshow Software" its name is IMPLAN.  IMPLAN calculates job numbers, taxes, and other economic development numbers that excite local elected officials based on the capital costs of a proposed project.  If the utility company isn't using IMPLAN to come up with these pie-in-the-sky tax revenue numbers, it's using another very similar software company.

And you know what they say about computers -- garbage in, garbage out!

Economic factors calculated by a computer algorithm are not realistic.  You'd get more tax revenue and jobs out of a new fast food restaurant than you'd get from a new transmission line passing through your county and delivering nothing of value on its way.

Job predictions are extremely inflated.  I have seen transmission full-time jobs predicted over the long term that don't even make sense!  Building high-voltage transmission is a highly specialized skill.  Contractors from other states hired to do the actual build will import their own workers for the duration of the job in your community.  IMPLAN and its computerized cousins calculate all the economic impact that such transient workers will cause and then try to sell it to local elected officials as a "benefit."  Hotel rooms, fast food, and gas for their vehicles for the month or so they're onsite isn't really going to make a difference on a local level.  In addition, IMPLAN will spit out some number of full-time, permanent jobs created in your community by the project.  I'm sorry, but this just doesn't happen.
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Local transmission workers discuss where to place their ladder so they can climb up and squeeze electricity through the new transmission lines in your community.
Once the line is built, there are no local jobs associated with it.  Operation and maintenance of the line is handled by remote teams.

But, back to those tax revenue claims...

Ask the company how it has balanced the actual reduction in local tax revenue caused by the project  with the fictional number spit out by IMPLAN.  It hasn't done that at all.

New transmission lines across your county are going to devalue the real estate in your tax base.  A property crossed by a transmission line loses value and the owner of that parcel can appeal his assessment because of the devaluation the transmission line has caused.  In addition, the transmission line can impact many planned developments and future land uses.  What development is currently going on, planned, or dreamed about by your county?  Maybe you want to lay that out on a map to see how close it is to the proposed transmission line route?  New subdivisions, business parks, commercial developments, or maybe just some community improvement like parks, schools, or community services, can all be impeded, or cancelled altogether, if the new transmission line interferes with the proposed development.  Whittled down to its most basic level, it's going to harm local landowners and investors who planned to monetize their land in the future, whether it's for retirement or simple profit.  New transmission lines cause a decrease in your county's current tax base and any future prospects that might increase it.

Also consider that the transmission company actually pays no taxes at all on the transmission lines it builds... you pay those taxes!  A utility collects its cost of service from ratepayers (plus regulated profit).  Everything the company spends on its transmission lines, including real estate, personal property, business and income taxes, is reimbursed to them by electric ratepayers as the expense is incurred.  All persons in your county who pay an electric bill (including the county itself) are paying those taxes!

Think about that while you're comparing the transmission company's bulging poke with reality.  The cat's out of the bag!
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<![CDATA[Grain Belt Express Gets Dirty]]>Sat, 10 May 2025 14:44:47 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/grain-belt-express-gets-dirty
For the past 15 years, Grain Belt Express has been all about exporting "clean" wind power from southwestern Kansas.  Grain Belt Express begins there because of the area's past potential for new wind turbines.

No more.  Grain Belt Express is now all about...
Grain Belt Express provides open access delivery for all energy sources based on competitive contracts between electricity buyers and sellers. 
Grain Belt's application for a taxpayer-funded loan from the U.S. Department of Energy is based on this qualifier from the DOE's Draft Environmental Impact Statement:
The first paragraph of the Executive Summary states that in order to qualify for a loan, the
project must be eligible under Section 1703 of Title XVII (the Clean Energy Financing Program), which defines eligible projects as those that, “avoid, reduce, or sequester air pollutants or anthropogenic emissions of greenhouse gases [GHGs]; and employ new or significantly improved technologies as compared to commercial technologies in service in the United States at
the time the guarantee is issued” (Public Law [P.L.] 109-58, Section 1703(a)).
The DEIS makes this presumption: “The Project could also help reduce overall GHG emissions by allowing new renewable energy projects to access the electric grid, potentially leading to the replacement of existing fossil-fuel power plants, while providing additional power to expanding renewable energy markets.” (Table 3.1.1).
The DEIS further states that the No Action Alternative would not support attainment of the U.S. government’s established target to reduce GHG emissions by 50 to 52 percent from 2005 levels economy-wide by 2030 (The White House 2021). (Sec. 3.1.3).
Grain Belt Express is no longer eligible for this loan, and its Draft Environmental Impact Statement is no longer valid.
When did Grain Belt Express stop being all about "clean energy"?  November 5, 2024, when Donald Trump was elected to his second term as President.  In fact, GBE parent company Invenergy's CEO Michael Polsky was a big donor for Trumps Inaguaration.  And now Polsky has set out on a campaign to pretend Grain Belt Express is something it isn't.  Check out this interview where the chameleon in chief convinces vapid Fox News personality Maria Bartoromo that his project is something new.

How stupid do they think we are?

Grain Belt Express is now attempting to attract energy slurping data centers to locate in Missouri and take service on Grain Belt Express.  Why would data centers do that when they can locate in southwestern Kansas near the source of the energy that Grain Belt is importing to Missouri?  If data centers built in Kansas, they wouldn't have to pay exorbitant fees to Grain Belt Express to supply energy from SW Kansas.  I'm pretty sure the financial incentives to locate in Missouri over Kansas are not going to cover the cost of importing power on Grain Belt Express.  Why would data centers buy the Grain Belt cow when they can get the milk for free in Kansas?

Furthermore, why is Kansas content to have the energy it produces shipped to Missouri so that data centers will locate in Missouri and so that Missouri can feast on all the tax revenue data centers provide?
“Kansans working to balance household budgets and run businesses want energy that’s affordable and reliable, and that’s what we are getting with Grain Belt Express, all without ratepayers being forced to pay for it,” said Kansas House Speaker Dan Hawkins.
Sorry, Dan, but Grain Belt Express does NOT provide any reduction in energy costs for Kansans.  It ships energy produced in Kansas to Missouri and raises prices in Kansas by reducing the supply of energy available for Kansans.  Supply and demand, Dan, supply and demand.  Have I got a deal for Dan!!!  Instead of Grain Belt Express, how about a whole bunch of new data centers in southwest Kansas that produce hundreds of millions of dollars a year in property and other tax revenue?  You could have that if you reject Grain Belt Express!  Wake up, Dan, they're bamboozling you!

New data centers want to locate in places where there is a vast supply of power, not places where they are dependent upon long distance transmission lines that may never come to fruition.  And what about all those wind farms in southwest Kansas planned to feed Grain Belt Express?  Are they all still proceeding full steam ahead under Donald Trump?  Better take another look at that one!

Grain Belt Express touts its 39 municipal customers in Missouri in its recent press release:
“This announcement shows once again how much Missouri can contribute to big infrastructure projects like this transmission line, which will help bring energy savings and reliability to 39 municipal utilities across the state."
That seems to be the only customer Grain Belt Express has... still.  Those 39 Missouri municipalities are contracted to take less than 5% of Grain Belt's capacity.  Because Grain Belt Express is a merchant transmission project, it needs signed contracts to produce enough revenue to be financially viable.  Less than five percent of its capacity is NOT enough to support the project's revenue requirement.  Grain Belt has been trying to find more customers than the Missouri munis for ten years now and still hasn't announced any other customers.  Grain Belt Express cannot be built unless it finds enough customers to cover its costs.

And now Grain Belt Express has morphed once again into a transmission line for new data centers who probably are not interested.  How much more money is Michael Polsky going to drop into this dead dog of a project, trying to make it pencil out?  He didn't get to be so stinking rich by making bad business decisions.  Isn't it time to give up on Grain Belt Express?

Grain Belt Express is an albatross around everyone's neck.  It's a project idea that has been dead for years.  Let it go!
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<![CDATA[Just Say NO To Utility Representatives Sneaking Around Jefferson County]]>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 17:40:15 GMThttp://stoppathwv.com/stoppath-wv-blog/just-say-no-to-utility-representatives-sneaking-around-jefferson-countyWe've had multiple reports recently that FirstEnergy (possibly masquerading as your local electric company, Potomac Edison) has been sneaking around Jefferson County, knocking on doors and trying to get landowners to sign permission forms allowing the utility to perform its "surveys" outside the existing easement, on the landowner's property instead.  It has also been reported that people are being approached by telephone.

One person even reported that the utility representative said the company would be seeking to expand its easement and he would be delivering an offer soon.

Just say NO!

You are not required to permit the company on your property... and that is why they need your permission to do it.  Don't give away your property rights like that!

What's a survey?  In addition to the normal metes and bounds survey you're probably thinking about, transmission developers also want to do environmental, historic, cultural, and geotechnical surveys.  The environmental surveys are looking for the presence of certain bats, or turtles, or other endangered species.  They are also looking for wetlands and other land features.  They are looking for historic resources.  They want to dig and perform archeological surveys.  And they want to bring large equipment on your property and drill core samples to see if it's possible to anchor a giant transmission tower foundation 30 feet down.  Sometimes, they need to cut trees and vegetation to get a line of sight (or so they've told the landowner).  If you want to open your property up to a parade of people using it for transmission development surveys, then go ahead and sign their form.  Otherwise, tell them to get lost and come back when they have a permit from the West Virginia Public Service Commission (WV PSC) in their hand.

FirstEnergy does NOT have a permit from the WV PSC at this time.  In fact, FirstEnergy has not yet even applied for a permit.  In order to apply for a permit, the company is required to undertake community engagement (dissemination of project information to the public such as meetings, routes and maps, newspaper articles, a website, informational mailers).  FirstEnergy hasn't even done that yet.  Instead, it wants to divide and conquer landowners, keep them isolated and uninformed, and get them to sign away their rights for pennies on the dollar.

Why is FirstEnergy so afraid of us?  Because last time they tried to build an unneeded transmission line here, they lost!  There's power in numbers and information sharing between neighbors.  There's power in grassroots community opposition, and we need to circle the wagons to keep our community safe.  Don't let FirstEnergy's representatives cut you from the herd and isolate you from your neighbors.  Tell them to stop calling and/or get off your property until they have a permit to build their transmission line from the WV PSC.

There's a rhythm to planning and building a new (or even re-built) transmission project.  The FIRST thing the utility usually does in your local community is schmooze your local elected officials and try to get them on their side.  That ship has sailed here in Jefferson -- we beat them to the County Commission and FirstEnergy has provided absolutely ZERO information to our local government. 

​The SECOND thing the utility usually does is to schedule what it calls "Open House" public information "meetings."  They really think one trip around this room is all it takes to turn you from transmission skeptic to transmission advocate!
FirstEnergy has not announced any public meetings yet.  In fact, there's no indication that it ever will happen at all. It seems FirstEnergy has skipped some steps because contacting landowners and asking for permission to survey typically comes AFTER these meetings, the publication of a website, news articles, and community notification through postcards or other mailers.

What kind of dirty deeds and misinformation is FirstEnergy spreading in our community that can't stand the sunlight of public scrutiny?

Over the years, I've assisted communities on so many transmission projects that I've come to know the "utility playbook" for ramming a new transmission project through a resistant community by heart.  However, it seems the utility has updated their playbook lately, and I'm gonna call it "Utility Playbook - Desperation Volume 2.0".  The new volume dispenses with public information and preys on landowners (that's right, I said PREYS) to get then to sign away their rights before they have necessary information to make a reasoned decision.

There's another community to our north in Pennsylvania that seems to be experiencing an identical transmission project information desert populated by the same shady characters approaching landowners and saying the most outrageous things, such as:
“People are trying to take approximately 5 acres of my property and giving me absolutely no information,”  she said. “They’ve called me, and they want to do a survey, but they won’t give me any information.”
Sound familiar?  Or, how about this?
“(PPL) was asking if (residents) would sign a document and if they didn’t sign the document, they couldn’t tell them about the project, I’m being told,” Walsh said. “Other people were being offered crazy low value for property.”
He said at least 10 people told him of instances like this....
Enticement to sign away your rights to get information?  That's plainly criminal.

FirstEnergy needs to pull its camel nose out from under the wall of Jefferson County's tent.  We're not stupid, and we're not for sale.  Creating an information desert is about the stupidest stunt they could perform.  They must have signed with Charles Ryan again to get such stellar advice!  I know how much FirstEnergy loves to read my blog, so here's a word to the wise.  GET BUSY WITH THE INFORMATION.  THE LONGER YOU WAIT, THE WORSE IT'S GOING TO BE.

And while we're waiting... let's hold our own informational meeting for the community!  Everyone is welcome to join us on April 29 at 7:00 p.m.!  FirstEnergy spies at the meeting will be separated from the herd and given last year's Halloween candy and bottled water from Jefferson County's underground pollution plume.  I can spot you guys a mile away.  Dork has a certain fashion sense that's impossible to hide.   See you there, everyone!
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